you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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