Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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