I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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