I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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