I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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