am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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