fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We are all done wearing pants today
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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