New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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