He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
