i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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