Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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