I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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