is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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