just tell him i said nine months
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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