just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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