the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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