I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
