he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
They took my balls.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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