You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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