i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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