If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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