All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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