I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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