Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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