ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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