You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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