The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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