how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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