in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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