So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sorry about my life...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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