I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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