Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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