you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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