How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
why is half of my head shaved?
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