Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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