Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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