I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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