ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
