Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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