found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
