Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
so much tequila, so little girl.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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