so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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