So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I want her autograph on my taint
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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