You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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