Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I want her autograph on my taint
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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