no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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