How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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