so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
