I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
wow bdsm is so cute
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