we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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