The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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