I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Shame is for Republicans.
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