are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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