i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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