do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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