With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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