yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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